maury- settle down, settle down, now, Ray Ray are you going to be there for your child now?
ray- yeah, imma step up!
prince- *screaming* that’s a got damn lie Maury! he know he aint! that’s right YN i got your back
you- *running off stage and giving prince a high 5 then sitting back down*
maury- Roc are you going to be a proper uncle to baby Jordan?
roc- *texting* huh? yeah, um sure. look, i gotta go i got a booty call here in about 30 minutes, BYE! *running off stage*
you- who’s the hoe nooowwwww KEISHA!
Keisha- YOU HEFFA
ray- aye prince how you gon be on HER side?
prince- because i can be ahhhhaaaa
you- *laughing* GOT EM!
ray- i don’t see how we gon’ raise a baby with us not liking eachother
you- oh i hate you, i don’t just not like you
maury- now i’m sure we can work something out, bring Jordan out!
a white lady with long blonde hair dressed in all black comes out carrying your son Jordan
you- take your baby ray!
ray grabs the baby and hold’s him awkwardly
you- don’t drop my baby nigga
ray glares at you then stares at Jordan, and smiles
maury- looks like they are bonding
you- looks like he wants to eat him
maury- well, that’s all for today YN and ray will attend couples therapy for the better care of baby Jordan!