Maury inspired Ray and Roc imagine pt. 4

maury- settle down, settle down, now, Ray Ray are you going to be there for your child now?

ray- yeah, imma step up!

prince- *screaming* that’s a got damn lie Maury! he know he aint! that’s right YN i got your back

you- *running off stage and giving prince a high 5 then sitting back down*

maury- Roc are you going to be a proper uncle to baby Jordan?

 roc- *texting* huh? yeah, um sure. look, i gotta go i got a booty call here in about 30 minutes, BYE! *running off stage*

you- who’s the hoe nooowwwww KEISHA!

Keisha- YOU HEFFA

ray- aye prince how you gon be on HER side?

prince- because i can be ahhhhaaaa

you- *laughing* GOT EM!

ray- i don’t see how we gon’ raise a baby with us not liking eachother

you- oh i hate you, i don’t just not like you

ray- SEE!

maury- now i’m sure we can work something out, bring Jordan out!

a white lady with long blonde hair dressed in all black comes out carrying your son Jordan

crowd- awwww

you- take your baby ray!

ray grabs the baby and hold’s him awkwardly

you- don’t drop my baby nigga

ray glares at you then stares at Jordan, and smiles

maury- looks like they are bonding

you- looks like he wants to eat him

crowd- *laughing*

maury- well, that’s all for today YN and ray will attend couples therapy for the better care of baby Jordan!

-THE END-

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  1. neverendingexperiencess answered: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE DO MORE. IM DYINGGGGG LMAO
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  3. reereeistruetomb answered: yep yuu know it
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  5. samanteerzzzz answered: yesss lmaoo “dont drop my baby nigga” -dead-
  6. shamarainlove answered: u shouldve went longer that was really good
  7. positivelyyjordan answered: these imagines got me laughing my ass off! lol
  8. nerdykarli answered: lol thats sooo funny!!!!
  9. mindlessdomogurl answered: the was the funniest random imagine i ever read but it was also my fav tooo you should make more like this:)
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